This question is perhaps asked by many of whom have read this delightful blog. Well I’m not suprised. This is the question I’d ask myself, If i were one of my readers (thank god I never read my own blog). And yes, Ninjas, such as myself and others like me, drink Viking beer.

Who would have thought they’d ever employ a ninja in a beer factory? That’s like dumping a bee in a beehive. Seriously. ‘It’s the golden drink of the gods!’ someone probably said at some point in the History of the world. But that, like many phrases, is obsolete due to so many people not believing in anything but their good old Tívó.

And for those that didn’t ask themselves ‘Do Ninjas drink Viking beer’, either knew this already or are too ignorant of the ninjas awesomeness that they do not deserve to taste the ‘Golden Drink of the Gods!’(tm).

Someone I know asked me if I was dead.

The short answer is no, I was simply too busy being delicious, and awesome.

The longer version is as follows:
I took a book from one of the library’s many bookcases. It was an elderly book, it smelled funny and I even found a dead fly among the 3050 pages. True story.

Nooooo. It’s a lie!

I guess things just didn’t really work out the way they were supposed to and I didn’t really see a reason to tell any of you anything. But in the recent days It has occurred to me that now is the time to strike out with
my Ninja Style Awesomenessne$$BlogzoratedBBQPwnz0r blog. Simple.

So. To my loyal fans! I’ll see you all in the days to come! I shall write of my adventures through this horrible world we inhabit!

Stay tuned for the next episode of ‘Ninja in crisis’.

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